
Meet Sloth, Your New Emotional Support Speed Setting.
This long-sleeve tee features our resident slow-motion therapist holding a mug that basically says, “I’m awake… technically.”
It’s the perfect shirt for anyone operating at half battery, no shame, and a deep spiritual commitment to moving eventually. Wear it to work, wear it to nap, wear it while pretending to be productive..
The retail fit and airy fabric move with you, layering easily under jackets or worn on its own when you want something calm and comfortable. Breathable cotton and thoughtful construction mean this becomes a go-to for relaxed days and mellow moments.
Buy it now and embrace the pace of someone who refuses to rush… ever.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on solids; blends vary by color
- Retail fit with side seams for better shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away/DTF inner neck label
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, team or dry: medium heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by Print Clever are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester, Ash color is 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Triblend colors are 50% cotton, 25% polyester, and 25% rayon.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, team or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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